*Secretary* : - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
*George B.* : - Good, send her in.
*Secretary* : - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.)
*Condoleeza*: - Good morning, Mr. President.
*George B.* : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
*Condoleeza* : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
*George B.* : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
*Condoleeza* : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
*George B.* : - Well, that's what I want to know.
*Condoleeza* : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
*George B.* : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes.
*George B.* : - I mean the fellow's name.
*Condoleeza* : - Hu.
*George B. * : - The guy in China.
*Condoleeza* : - Hu.
*George B.* : - The new leader of China.
*Condoleeza* : - Hu.
*George B.* : - The Chinaman!
*Condoleeza* : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
*George B.* : - Whaddya' asking me for?
*Condoleeza* : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
*George B.* : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
*Condoleeza* : - That's the man's name.
*George B.* : - That's who's name?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes. (Pause.)
*George B.* : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
*Condoleeza* : - That's correct.
*George B.* : - Then who is in China?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Yassir is in China?
*Condoleeza* : - No, sir.
*George B.* : - Then who is?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Yassir?
*Condoleeza* : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper)
*George B.* : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
*Condoleeza* : - Kofi Annan?
*George B.* : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
*Condoleeza* : - You want Kofi?
*George B.* : - No.
*Condoleeza* : - You don't want Kofi.
*George B.* : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
*Condoleeza * : - Kofi?
*George B.* : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
*Condoleeza* : - And call who?
*George B.* : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
*Condoleeza* : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
*George B.* : - Will you stay out of China?!
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
*Condoleeza* : - Kofi.
*George B. * : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
*Condoleeza* : - Hello. Rice, here.
*George B.* : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.
*George B.* : - Good, send her in.
*Secretary* : - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.)
*Condoleeza*: - Good morning, Mr. President.
*George B.* : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
*Condoleeza* : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
*George B.* : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
*Condoleeza* : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
*George B.* : - Well, that's what I want to know.
*Condoleeza* : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
*George B.* : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes.
*George B.* : - I mean the fellow's name.
*Condoleeza* : - Hu.
*George B. * : - The guy in China.
*Condoleeza* : - Hu.
*George B.* : - The new leader of China.
*Condoleeza* : - Hu.
*George B.* : - The Chinaman!
*Condoleeza* : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
*George B.* : - Whaddya' asking me for?
*Condoleeza* : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
*George B.* : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
*Condoleeza* : - That's the man's name.
*George B.* : - That's who's name?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes. (Pause.)
*George B.* : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
*Condoleeza* : - That's correct.
*George B.* : - Then who is in China?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Yassir is in China?
*Condoleeza* : - No, sir.
*George B.* : - Then who is?
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Yassir?
*Condoleeza* : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper)
*George B.* : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
*Condoleeza* : - Kofi Annan?
*George B.* : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
*Condoleeza* : - You want Kofi?
*George B.* : - No.
*Condoleeza* : - You don't want Kofi.
*George B.* : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
*Condoleeza * : - Kofi?
*George B.* : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
*Condoleeza* : - And call who?
*George B.* : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
*Condoleeza* : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
*George B.* : - Will you stay out of China?!
*Condoleeza* : - Yes, sir.
*George B.* : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
*Condoleeza* : - Kofi.
*George B. * : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
*Condoleeza* : - Hello. Rice, here.
*George B.* : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.
